Author Archives: Thom

Escher’s Job Scheduler

Normally, PHP is very poor at handling large, complex operations. PHP has no concept of “out-of-band” or “asynchronous” processing, so everything is processed within the scope of the current request: 1. A user makes a request to the web server. 2. PHP … Continue reading

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Years of Mess

I’ve taken some time to update a few of my old websites and projects that I’ve had a hand in. Now that they’re slightly less embarrassing, I thought I’d share them. My Blog – – Import of Embarrassing LiveJournal … Continue reading

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