Okay, well I officiallly twatted my first tweet over a year ago, but I’ve made it pretty clear that I’m not fond of the phenomenon.  While I have warmed up to it as a means of syndicating information–we are integrating the Twitter API into the news controller in Architeck–it still seems shallow as social networking goes.  (But then, “Shallow is the new two-oh,” so I’ve been told.)  Twitter’s biggest users?  Celebrities who like to hear themselves speak, old media news networks who aren’t even listening, and technophiles who–lets face it–are members on EVERY social networking site, and practically every free service on the Internet.

So, while @thomshouse has been around for a while, I’ve never had any desire to be an active user on Twitter.  Until now.  And it’s all Facebook’s fault.

Facebook is riding the fail whale today.

See…  I don’t want to walk down the street holding hands with Twitter, but I do want to maintain a presence.  Why?  I dunno.  I suppose I too like to hear myself speak.  Or perhaps I would like to have some content there, on the off chance that Twitter might become a major avenue of communication for me–say, because of a side project or freelance work.  I’m definitely a technophile, so that weird obsessive craving to tinker with everything is there, too.  But most of all I want to maintain a presence on Twitter because it should be effortless.  With social APIs left and right, I should be able to post my status on Facebook and see it updated on Twitter, FriendFeed, MySpace–everywhere.

And that’s what I’ve been doing.  I update my status in Facebook, and through a roundabout process provided by a Facebook app called “Twitter Updater”, I’ve been able to see my status updates in Twitter, usually with less than a minute’s delay.

Until today.  Today I updated my FB status on my iPod, jumped into Tweetie to make sure it took, and…  nothing.  Checked again a few minutes later, and still no update.  Numerous posts have since appeared from the people I follow, and meanwhile, crickets chirp over my lack of an update.  I grew suspicious.  Logged into FB to investigate, and sure enough, the powers that be disabled Twitter Updater’s ability to function.

A little background: Facebook doesn’t make it easy to share your status with other services.  As I understand it, Facebook’s APIs expose the ability to update your status, but not to read it.  It would seem that applications used to have this ability, but it has since been disabled.  Twitter Updater got around this “shortcoming” (or crippleware?) by having you add a bogus friend–in my case, a Mister “Twitter Updater II”–to your friends list.  The application couldn’t read your status, but your friend T.U. sure could, and voila!  Twitter updates via Facebook.  At least, that’s how it did work.  Now, Facebook has disabled the friend accounts, supposedly on the basis that they “do not represent real people”.  They have also completely obfuscated access to your private “mini-feed”, an RSS file that can provide another means of export.

I believe, however, that this–and all other means to cut off access to Facebook status updates–is a result of (Facebook founder) Mark Zuckerberg’s love/hate relationship with Twitter.  Those that follow tech news probably know that Zuck was infatuated with Twitter as of last fall, that Facebook attempted to acquire Twitter with a $500 million stock deal, and that Twitter turned it down.  And Facebook users are all-too-aware of the much-maligned changes made to the home page recently, changes that seem designed to suspiciously resemble a Twitter-like functionality.

It seems to me that this crackdown on API status access and on services like Twitter Updater are just another piece of the puzzle.  There is no justifiable reason for Facebook to lock down status access.  Applications can already be granted access to your name, friends list, birthday, and who knows what else from your profile.  And if there’s anything Facebook’s done spectacularly, it is the detail and granularity of privacy controls to block or allow applications access to this information.  So it can’t possibly be a privacy concern.  No, it’s got to be a business model.  Facebook is blocking access to the status to prevent an exodus, or perhaps just to spite the competing service.  Mark Zuckerberg is the jealous, possessive lover: if he can’t have Twitter, no one can have Twitter.

...or maybe Zuck is like Kathy Bates in Misery?

I would love to be proven wrong.

I would love for someone to answer these two questions:

• What legitimate reason is there to cut off access to status updates?

• Won’t this move actually hurt Facebook?

I like Facebook.  I’m a UI snob, and I prefer its aesthetic. I would much prefer to use Facebook and be able to ignore Twitter altogether.  Is it really better for Facebook that I am now forced to “reverse the flow”, to update Twitter and spend less time directly on Facebook?  Because that’s what I’m doing now.  I am updating from Twitter, and using Facebook less often than I used to.  Good business model, FB.

Anyone who feels my pain or likes this article can follow me @thomshouse.  I’ll be on there a lot now, it seems!